How To Use Twitter In 5 EASY Steps. 06:06:2009

So I was reading “People are sheep on twitter” and I completely disagreed with it.  It was a well written enough blog, but inflammatory to some (which means it will probably do well) and so generalized as to do a disservice to twitter users who:

A) Are new and will eventually ramp up to twittering every day,

B) Already have a main twitter account and use a secondary one for business or writing purposes (i.e. A Pen Name) or,

C) Are older (or younger) and haven’t quite gotten the hang of twitter yet.

So for those of you in category C, I decided a little how-to will get you going with the rest of us who tweet 500 times in one day.  With no further ado, here’s How To Use Twitter In 5 Easy Steps.

Youtube Excites Me! 09:16:2007

Mood: Creative
Music: Da Money Dance – FieteSchulz on Youtube.
Notes: Make sure if you like his videos to pass them on, he seriously has a gift with animation, and deserves some noticing, knomseng?

And in other news: Chris Crocker rides Britney Spears’ Girly-penis all the way to internet celeb-dom.

I mean, was anyone dumb enough to believe this kid didn’t know exactly what he was doing? He was itching for fame and fortune, and poor ChunkyBrit comes along and bombs at the VMA’s… what a chance, eh? I mean, everyone knows how fast something on youtube can spread like wildfire, just look at people like Halo2Chic, Mr. Pregnant, Sharolaid, and even William Sledd.

I’m not going to lie, I think Mr. Crocker knew exactly what he was doing, acting like that [notice I said acting], screaming and crying all over the place, acting crazy [again with the acting]. I think he hoped and prayed it would spread like wildfire, and lookie-loo! He ends up all over every three letter news program, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Hardball, and has a special spot on Jimmy Kimmell too! hmmmmm…

Chris Crocker has surpassed Juanita Bynum [who has heard anything about her or her allegedly gay ex/husband lately?] and even the memorial of 9-11 in some places . The little guy had the nerve to actually say in a video: Britney Spears is more important than September 11th. More important… Sweet heaven, can he get any more soundbytes to help him get attention? But now…

“You cannot talk about someone when ur not willing to do what they’ll do! You have not spent a mile walking in his sneakers… or platform pumps… I don’t know what he wears BUT I BET IT’S STYLISH!!” – Seth Green FTW!!11!1ONEONE1!1!ONE

But onto the subject of… meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I’ve been working lately, and boy do I have some stories, but more than that, I have so many ppl who are blessing me everyday with support in different ways, so thank yous are forthcoming, but I want everyone to see their great work first! When the website is up, their names will be PLASTERED all over it, people like Chud, Flow, Distraction, Tiki, Vii, One, Mocha and others have been so instrumental in giving me support and helping me see that this isn’t a lost cause… even though sometimes it feels like it.

In other news, I’ve now started a few wishlists at places like Sephora, Saks, Neiman Marcus and others, because a girl needs support in the form of clothes and make-up sometimes too! If you feel like you might wanna… you know… just send me an email or get at me on my myspace and let me know. For now, the lists are closed to the public, but I’ll open them for individuals who contact me.

Man it’s been a crazy day… crazy crazy day.

Love to all of you,
-G