[direct quote, I might add]
Fat bitches like that give chunky bitches like me a bad feeling. I think I’m gonna go have a twix and plan the revolution. The revolution where all bitter, bored, stupid, ugly, angry, mean-spirited fat women are used as entertainment for the rest of us. It’ll be like when they used to throw Christians to the lions and watch them run… except this time, we’ll make them fight over fun stuff like… ice cream and support hose.