me!
Mood: Silly
Listening To: Sarah Vaughn [swoon] – Whatever Lola Wants
Notes: I. Am. Awesome. Oh yeah… and all the links, all you have to do is hover your mouse over them, and you can see the page they link to.
Man I think that is the funniest thing ever. I’m pretty sure Jesus does too. <LOL> It’s funny because He wouldn’t use Bank of America. LOL!!
Okay, onto the rest of what’s floating around in my head, before some crazy Christian goes crackers and crassly tries to comment! </alliteration>
So God… who hasn’t seen Chris Crocker’s crazy self all over the real news? I mean, TMZ was one thing, but ABC thinks his crying is newsworthy? Oh yeah I forgot… he’s the number 1 video on youtube now, that certainly makes him newsworthy. I think yesterday it was the suspense gopher.
This poor child actually said if something happened to Britney Spears he was going to commit suicide. Suicide threats piss me off, generally, because when people do it, they usually aren’t thinking about MTV or Britney Spears. I have to shake my head at it. Seriously.
But, speaking of gay guys, fruitsaladshow is doing their live wednesday broadcast, and this week they have none other than the illustrious Lady Bunny on the show! I rarely listen to blog radio shows, but I am a huge fruit salad fan. I like the little marachino cherries in it. It’s tasty.
<thinks about fruit salad for 5 minutes straight>
I like the radio show too.
O god, and there are the worthelss videos and photos of people saying Britney Spears is fat. Let me tell you guys something, Britney Spears may be a lot of things.. but fat? Not really. It’s really funny to me that our perception of weight is so distorted that a stick figure can be considered fat though. Seriously. That probably blows my mind most about this debacle.
I will say though, one of the bright spots of my internet week was MisanthropyToday’s Andy, who decided to have a talk with the Nigerian banker who emails all of us to tell us about the millions of dollars we have in Africa. I wasn’t shocked at some of the veiled racist comments that it got, but that doesn’t make me love the post any less.
So, I’m trying to get my website together, and I’m desperately trying to find someone who will build me a flash intro, or even build my entire site in flash without charging me an arm and a leg. Here’s a little known fact about The Geisha: I can do it myself. I just don’t want to.
I’m in talks with a very talented lady, and hopefully we can agree on a situation suitable for both of us. Think positive thoughts for me, or if you want to foot the bill, email me. LOL It’s CHEAPLADY@cheapladies.com
<LAUGHS>
I’m working today… man… it’s been a pretty alright day though, considering everything I usually have to listen to, it’s been mild. In more ways than a few, it’s been very mild. Sex work isn’t really like bamboo shoots under the fingernails, but it can be close I think. It can be downright painful to endure. I’ve had days like that, but lately, because of the attitude adjustment I talked about last week, it’s been alright. Enjoyable? Not at all. Mild? Sometimes. Can I stomach it? For a regular paycheck, yes I can.
I’m thinking of doing podcasts soon. Would you all like to hear my voice? The voice I talk about so much? <laughs> Man I’m in a good mood today. Chat to me here or on myspace about it, if you’d like to hear what The Geisha sounds like. I’m thinking I might enjoy that. It won’t be explicit, certainly won’t be anything about a pg-13 rating, because I only speak like a sailor when I’m working, but I think it might be fun.
Love to all of you,
-G
